I was in work last night when a friend came up to me and asked me this question: “You know when you lived in America… Did you have a gun?” My response was: “Um… Do you mean did my family have a gun or did I have a gun?” “Either.” Well, you all know that […]
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Baby Clothes Recon #4
It’s getting colder and you know what that means… More clothes for Dylan! This one was a bit harder because of the massive zipper running down the front. I got around that by just cutting the legs right off. And then I put the zipper on the back because it was cute. Action shot!
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Day of the Tentacle
The person that I made this for has received it so I can finally share it with you! It was THREE YEARS in the making. If you had a look at the back, you would see what an awful cross stitcher I am. Yikes! But I thought, ‘Hey! I can do this!’ – and I […]
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Baby Clothes Recon #3
As you know, I’ve been picking up baby clothes on sale to turn into clothes for our miniature smooth haired daschund (aka: a dog and a half long, half a dog high). When I saw this Haloween onesie in ASDA I made an inappropriate “sqeee” kind of noise (yup, right there in the store) and […]
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Pumpkin carving – Halloweenie style
Jay asked what I wanted to carve on my pumpkins this year for Halloween. I thought about it and said “A doxie!” He just gave me this long suffering look and said, “That’s not very Halloweeny, is it?” To which I said, “Yes it is! It’s HalloWEENIE!” <insert eye roll here> But I got what […]
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Super Sweep
Sweep (14/02/2000-25/10/2012) Today is a pretty tough one. We had to put Sweep down. He started acting really unwell just over a week ago and his health just went downhill from there. (Photos from Sweep’s last day out, last month.) We had some great times with Sweep (like the time he ate Jay’s mom’s […]
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Music
There is no doubt that music is my release. When I’m happy, sad, frustrated, scared, or pissed off, I need music. Some people hear a good song, smile, and carry on with their day. Not me… It gets in my blood and fuels my soul. I think there’s something very witchy about music. I sing […]
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Pumpkin Hat
CATEGORY: autumn, birthdayoween, crafting, crafts, crochet, fall, halloween, hat, pattern, pinterest, pumpkin, samhain, yarn
You know I ♥ everything about Autumn and Samhain – especially pumpkins. I picked up some orange and green yarn the other day without really thinking about what I would use it for, only that I wanted to make something pumpkin-y. So I did what I always do when I need inspiration: I started trawling […]
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Wondra Commercials
I’ve known about this product for awhile but the commercials still make me laugh. Have a look: “Wondra rubs right in!” “Wondra turns hiding hands into holding hands.” “Wondra: Makes you look young all over.” No, as far as I know, this product isn’t around any more. Wouldn’t it be amazing if it was, […]
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disabled sausage mama, childfree antifa aunty, shameless fangirl, pansexual witch, horror addict, uppity feminist, and neurodivergent author |-/
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