The problem with making a list of Top 5 Scarecrow Movies is finding decent scarecrow movies. Until we started hunting them down this summer, ready for Halloween, I had no idea how many terrible scarecrow movies there are! It’s surprising because it seems like such an easy trope for filmmakers, with so much potential for […]
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Castle Vanian Halloween Special: Scary Scarecrows: Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
CATEGORY: 31 Days of Halloween, 31 Days of Horror, film & tv, films, films reviews, horror, horror movies, modern horror, movie reviews, movies, scarecrow, scary movies
We both decided that this would our top movie without any discussion. Why? Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) is still the best scarecrow film out there, even after all the ones we’ve watched in the last month. It’s a clever movie, partly because it doesn’t overextend itself. It’s an onion film because there are […]
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Movie Review: Amityville Scarecrow (2021)
CATEGORY: 31 Days of Halloween, 31 Days of Horror, film & tv, film review, horror, horror movies, modern horror, movie review, scarecrow
Amityville Scarecrow feels like two different movies: the short movie with promise that happens before the opening credits and the movie after the opening credits that drags on and on and on. The opening movie is camp as hell, but in a so-bad-I-want-more kind of way. The rest of the movie is just dreary as […]
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Castle Vanian Halloween Special: Scary Scarecrows: Scarecrows (1988)
CATEGORY: 31 Days of Halloween, 31 Days of Horror, film & tv, films, films reviews, horror, horror movies, modern horror, movie reviews, movies, scarecrow, scary movies
What did you think of Scarecrows? Scarecrows (1988) is a good, fast film that doesn’t ease up; it starts out break-neck and keeps up that speed. It’s clever because it gives you the synopsis straight away, so you know what to expect. It’s also clever because there’s always something happening. Even when they’re just standing […]
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A Song for Sunday: Halloween Special: Songs for a Scarecrow Slayer Playlist
A Song for Sunday makes its long-anticipated return just in time for Castle Vanian’s Halloween Special! The long, long delay deserves more than just one song, don’t you think? Since we’ve spent the week watching scarecrow-themed horror movies, how about a whole scarecrow-themed playlist? Songs for a Scarecrow Slayer “Scarecrow” by Siouxsie and the Banshees […]
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Movie Review: Scarecrow County (2019)
CATEGORY: 31 Days of Halloween, 31 Days of Horror, film & tv, film review, horror, horror movies, modern horror, movie review, scarecrow
We had a couple of warnings that Scarecrow County (2019) wasn’t going to be a great film when we came across it on Amazon Prime. Firstly, there was no trailer, which is never a good sign. Secondly, it… you know, started. We should have heeded those warnings. (There will be spoilers after this point so […]
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Castle Vanian Halloween Special: Scary Scarecrows: Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)
CATEGORY: 31 Days of Halloween, 31 Days of Horror, film & tv, films, films reviews, horror, horror movies, modern horror, movie reviews, movies, scarecrow, scary movies
There’s nothing particularly special about Messengers2: The Scarecrow but we both liked it enough that we agreed to include it on this year’s list. Tell me what you liked about it. I liked it because it’s actually a very good, very clever story. It’s creepy. It’s gruesome. With the native American history behind it, there’s […]
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Movie Review: Scarecrows (2017)
CATEGORY: 31 Days of Halloween, 31 Days of Horror, film & tv, film review, horror, horror movies, modern horror, movie review, scarecrow
When we started looking for scarecrow movies to feature for Halloween, I was thinking of enchanted, haunted, possessed scarecrows. It wasn’t what I got with Scarecrows (2017) but I wasn’t disappointed. Scarecrows is a silly little movie where the horror happens quietly in the background for the most part while the audience is distracted by […]
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