Heart Eyes (2025) is the cheesy romance/gory slasher mashup you didn’t know you needed. Equal parts shocking splatter and warm…
Category: film review
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Movie Review: The French Connection (1971)
The French Connection (1971) is one of those movies that had me asking, “Who the FUCK wrote these reviews and…
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Movie Review: Nosferatu (2024)
For the past few weeks, my feed has been full of… well, the usual Trump-induced rage and despair. But, aside…
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Movie Review: Truth or Dare (2012)
We recently took a chance on a 2012 movie called Truth or Dare. (Not to be confused with the 2018…
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Lore (2023) Movie Review
Lore (2023) had a 3.1 star rating on Amazon Prime, so I wasn’t expecting much going into it. Maybe it…
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Sweet Home (2020) Series Review
The Evil Dead meets Resident Evil in SweetHome, an action-packed horror series from South Korea. As much I despise Netflix…
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Movie Review: Morbius (2022)
When it comes to superhero movies, I have just one rule: Never heed the word of the fuckbois, for they…
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Castle Vanian Halloween Special: Haunted Houses: The Legend of Hell House (1973)
It’s hard to go from the likes of Burnt Offerings, which had no atmosphere and no real horror, to The…
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Castle Vanian Halloween Special: TV Tuesday: Ghostwatch (1992)
We spent an awful lot of time humming and hawing over this one. You suggested “The House that Bled to…
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Movie Review: Burnt Offerings (1976)
Burnt Offerings (1976) is an excellent cast wasted on a mediocre movie. It stars such legends as Karen Black, Oliver…
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